So How Do You Enjoy All the Free Sex on Hawaii
To explain I will show you—
Say that you are a 4th grade boy that you have a huge crush on a girl at school. You pine is silent for a long time before trying to get your courage up to ask the girl out.
So at in the cafeteria you walk up to her. You stand in front of her to tell her that you fancy her when you accidentally let out a fart while you’re saying it. The girl wrinkles her nose and shouts, “Eww” and the school bully appears and knocks you down. The girl you love ends up going out with the bully and you have a new nickname, fartface and no one wants to be around you and every time they see you they make fart noises.
Now imagine later, you are riding the bus to your apartment and a woman sits down across from you. She looks like an average woman—pretty but not too noticeable—but she’s trying to get your attention. She’s making a sign that she would be so happy if you should choose to get off at her stop to go back to her place, smoke, and eat her out. Only the facial motion is one you can’t stand. She is making looks like she is making an invisible fart and looking straight at you.
The recognition shocks you, you are literally so horrified so fast that you do anything to get away silently, including going within yourself. There is arousal and that makes it even worse. You try to sign for no but they don’t get it because they are still looking right at you.
Literally one or two women on every bus want to offer you the chance to eat them out. But all you can feel in the hate, resentment, and embarrassment you experienced in the cafeteria. You try to talk about it to your friends like, “These women keep wanting me to eat them out.” And your friends all give you high-fives and act jealous. You feel even more alienated in your resentment.
Popular culture tells me that I’m living the dream and I could hate it more. This atmosphere and the way the proposals happen are so toxic to me I could never enjoy all of the “free sex” here. This is an explanation to understand why asexuality comes about. It isn’t about prudishness. You should totally come out here and enjoy it instead of me!
Cuts of Clothing and Culture Differences
Counterintuitively, you’ll see fewer chests exposed in Hawaii providing you are not at the beach. More modest cuts of clothing are popular here while there remains a constant undertone of sexual availability that is more of a result of body language. This is in contrast to where I came from, the Minnesota suburbs, where sexually-charged dress, like is sold when you buy low-cut t-shirts at Target, is more popular only there is almost no sexual expectation attached. I think this goes to prove that cultures make up for what they lack by investing in secondary elements.
It’s funny because in Hawaii sometimes a third person will will come in to a silent conversation try to play matchmaker between two people with a series of looks and gestures. This is what makes Hawaiians particularly good lovers. It is a level of understanding totally unavailable to the mainland and it all can be done without even speaking.